Gizmodo: “If you work for the Department of Homeland Security, an app is about to be auto-loaded onto your work phone, sort of like that U2 album that auto-loaded on everyone’s iPhone in 2014, except instead of delivering “Songs of Innocence,” the app claims to deliver “unfiltered, real-time updates straight from the source”—the source being Donald Trump. I’m sure you downloaded the app from the App Store or Google Play back in March, when it was released, but if you didn’t and, again, you work for DHS, you received an email Tuesday that was seen by Politico, who reported this news. That email calls the app, “a convenient way to access official White House communications, including announcements, executive actions, speeches, livestreams, videos and other updates.” In the press release about the app on the White House site, the first item on the list of features is “breaking news alerts on major announcements, executive actions, and other key priorities.” With that in mind, you might think that photo I picked for the header of this article—the one with a post that says “That Wednesday night Trump dance🕺🇺🇸”—was chosen to make fun of it, but that’s simply the image the White House provided as an illustration…”